I found it.....

...the very first job posting on the Chronicle that is actually (a) a job I'm qualified for and (b) a job that I would like to have (school size, location, etc.). I'm so excited...now I really have to finish my "I am great" letter and my research and teaching statements. Woo hoo! Keep your fingers crosssed...This will be the first application (of many) out the door and into the mailbox.