Yesterday was my first full day back in undergrad city. MrBig and I went out for Chinese at lunch. We opened up our fortune cookies and, of course applied the requisite "in bed" wording at the end of the fortunes. Frustrated because the 'in bed' rule just didn't work at all for my fortune, I looked up at MrBig from who had lost all color in his face.
His fortune: “Look around yourself. Your answer is nearby.”
And then, turn the paper over for your chinese lesson; his word was 'boyfriend'.
You can't make this shit up.